A lawsuit brought forth by a professional poker player is going before the Supreme Court alleging that Barack Obama is not qualified to be President of the US because he wasn’t born here. Despite the organizing tool of the Internet, these guys could not get it together enough to break even 20 people!
Please read the article and, for added hilarity, watch the videos especially the first one. Two of the 18 people gathered get into an argument as to whether one supports George Bush or not.
UPDATE: Poker player’s application for stay was denied. Back to the tables, dumb ass:
DONOFRIO, LEO C. V. WELLS, NJ SEC. OF STATE
The application for stay addressed to Justice Thomas and
referred to the Court is denied.
Or, better translated:
“Your laughable claim, sent to one of the craziest of our colleagues because he loves French-kissing Rush Limbaugh’s boil-covered ass, is such a waste of brain cell activity that we’ve actually had an office pool to determine which of us rejected this in record time.”