Red States Have a Palin Erection

I saw that The New York Times had an interesting graphic just after the election showing the counties that voted more Republican than in 2004. Here is that map (the Republican voting counties in reddish hues):

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Then something occurred to me. With all the praise heaped upon Sarah Palin (as opposed to McCain) by the right wingers and the emphasis on her sexiness by blue-balled rednecks, it became apparent that many counties were aroused, causing the largest seismic erection and ejaculation ever recorded in the annals of mankind. Lust was in the minds of millions as they went to the polls. Don’t believe me? Feast yer eyes on this:

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And you call yourselves the Bible Belt? Oh, for shame.

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