You know, the first thing that comes to mind whenever I see Pat Robertson on the air is “Is this guy dead yet?” Why? Because his crazy, right-wing ideas are certainly one foot in the grave.

If you or I tried to get on a non-Fox News TV show and present an editorial without having even read the legislation you’re railing against, we’d get the hook faster than a tone-deaf singer on Apollo Theater’s Amateur Night. But I guess batshit craziness is somehow a prerequisite to starting and owning a network. Forget the Jesus loves unconditionally crap, we have to protect the gay haters, right Pat?

I will have to say, Agnostics and Atheists are probably loving him right now, since every single day we get such nonsense from such an asshole, we’ll all be seeing more of these headlines.