Time to gloat at least once.  We already know McCain and Palin are Fail material, so I’ll skip them. But here’s a major gallery of Big Fat Fucking FAIL! you should remember for the time being before they get cramped into the dustbins of memory:

Ashley Todd--my inspiration for my Halloween costume

And all PUMAs

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Next gig: co-hosting a cable access show with Sarah Palin

Far-right Kissass Fred Barnes

His election prediction: Obama 252 McCain 286. I don’t know Jackshit about election predictions, but I still knew this was waaaay the fuck far off before the tallies came in.

Would you buy dog food from these people?

A twofer: Sweet nightmares, you two

How would you like to be remembered for the rest of your life for making the stupid remark, “He’s an Arab” before millions of viewers?

Not "Joe" and not a plumber. At this point, I have to question the "the"

Remember when he wasn't going to "carry the water" for the GOP anymore? Yeah, right.

Not a happy group right now

So bad, even the founder's son is no longer associated.

Stephen Baldwin: Back to the BioDome for you. BTW, Pauly Shore gave money to Hillary, which makes him smarter than you.

Victoria Jackson: Has-been SNL regular coming soon to a very bad DTV comedy near you!

I'm William Kristol and I approve this war--and that one, and that one...

God, I feel like I need to shower now.